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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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