Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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