he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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