Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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