its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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