i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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