he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
