did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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