The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There's even glitter on my cock...
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