In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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