Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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