if only i could text you this smell
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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