Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pappa wants mamma naked
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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