i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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