does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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