I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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