they need to just BURY HIM!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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