I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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