quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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