so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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