Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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