I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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