are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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