She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I think people are normalizing furries
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
