Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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