Dual....:-)
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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