shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So much Jack, so little girl.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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