At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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