pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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