Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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