am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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