their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
they need to just BURY HIM!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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