does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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