Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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