i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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