...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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