talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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