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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (631): View more from New York

  She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat

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  SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He described his sex dream about me using only emojis

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.

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