I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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