He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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