Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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