Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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