STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize