we have pet lesbian snakes
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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