She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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