are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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