So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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