Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hippo gnu deer
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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