Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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