How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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