I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
