I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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