is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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