Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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