I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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