I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i now understand why vodka
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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