We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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