Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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