So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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