So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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