she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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